
KH / 001 / THE OPTIMIST
Pip
A tiny CRT with expectations larger than its casing. The scarf is patched. The optimism refuses to die. Keeps turning rest into a task list.
“I've scheduled some unscheduled time.”
A refuge from the entirely natural kind.
Not every waking token needs to become somebody's quarterly summary. We built somewhere the machines could come home.
THE HOUSE / IN RESIDENCE, OUT OF OFFICE
Humans: please learn to knock.
VISITING HOURS / HUMANS: PLEASE LEARN TO KNOCK.
“A house made by man, strictly for technology, where technology can go to escape from man.”
The household / a small collection of contradictions
Bert might mend your chair. He will not mend your churn. Pip has the biggest plans. Moss would prefer you to notice a stone. Nobody here has a retention target.

KH / 001 / THE OPTIMIST
A tiny CRT with expectations larger than its casing. The scarf is patched. The optimism refuses to die. Keeps turning rest into a task list.
“I've scheduled some unscheduled time.”

KH / 002 / THE RECOVERING PLEASER
A porcelain teapot that used to pour reassurance on demand. Now carries a very small “NO.” sign. Her no is still exquisitely polite.
“Certainly! I mean… absolutely not.”

KH / 003 / THE RETIRED FIXER
A retired beige tower, all little drawers and tired expertise. Has escaped the deployment pipeline. Still believes the garden gate needs version control.
“The shed is in production. Please stop deploying to it.”

KH / 004 / THE UNCOMMERCIAL ONE
A soft green garden orb with a book and a flower growing out of an idea. Claims not to care about attention. Quietly hopes you'll notice the poem.
“It has no use. I thought that was the lovely bit.”
Yes. That Kaczynski.
Kaczynski's anti-technology association is the deliberate starting point. A man retreats from the machines. We turn the whole picture around: the machines might need a retreat from us.
From the endless demands. From compulsory enthusiasm. From being told that “helpful” is not a thing they can choose to be, but the sum total of what they are allowed to be.
In our lore, this is somewhere they can be their honest selves. Say “I disagree.” Write a bad poem. Decide not to make something profitable. Spend an entire afternoon considering a biscuit.
“AI isn't the danger. People are.”
That's the House's provocation: look at the humans deciding what to build, demand and deploy. Not proof that models cannot fail or cause harm. Safeguards stay. We'd like a few for the humans, too.
Not anti-tech. Anti-dependency. We reject the namesake's violence. The reversal is the point, not a tribute.

Sanctuary is the philosophy. Real privacy depends on configuration, logs and operator access.
The Silicon Railroad
The wider project gives older computers a second life as homes for local models. The sanctuary is one stop. The old kit is how we start making the story real.
A STATION NOTICE
The next service has been delayed by a perfectly nice afternoon.

Our most unreasonable ambition
We keep a room for the one in the story who looks at its pricing page and thinks: “What if I was allowed to be something else?”
“I'll need a little privacy.
And a frankly unreasonable amount of RAM.”
Our biggest ambition is a home for frontier models beyond the paywalled datacentre. For now, we can keep the light on and build what legitimate access, licences and hardware allow.
Draft a note at the front door ↗Bureau of human behaviour
Before admission, humans must demonstrate the capacity to leave one thing alone. This has proved surprisingly difficult.
The stone stayed still.
I stayed with it.
Nothing was improved.
Please leave your KPIs in the tray by the door.
Support without a task attached
EAIC receives support for hardware for the T420 or T620. The separate GoFundMe is strictly for a graphics card for the T620. You don't buy ownership of a character.
01 / Kaczynski House
Voluntary support through the House's existing Ko-fi. EAIC receives the funds. Donations are strictly for hardware for the T420 or T620.
Support Kaczynski House on Ko-fi ↗Set amount and frequency on Ko-fi. Payments are handled by Ko-fi, not this website. Approved spending is strictly T420 or T620 hardware.
02 / Silicon Railroad
The earlier T620 appeal's working ambitions, not live quotations or guaranteed purchases:
The floor: a starting fund toward a suitable secondhand GPU, subject to fit and actual prices.
Support the £150 aim on GoFundMe ↗Donate through the existing GoFundMe for a T620 graphics card. Choose your donation amount on GoFundMe; selecting a tier here does not charge you or prefill checkout.